Vaseline Polls
A pollster knocked on a door in Anytown, USA. A pretty young woman answered.
"Hello," said the pollster, "I'm from Vaseline, and we're doing a survey to see who uses our products"
"Oh, we do," she answered brightly, "we love your petroleum jelly!"
"Really? Great," said the pollster, marking this down. "And may I ask what you use it for?"
"Sure! We use it for sex!"
"Uh, sex...?" He asked nervously. "And how... uh... why... I mean... where... no, what I ..." he stammered
"We put it on the doorknob so the kids can't get in!" She volunteered.
"Hello," said the pollster, "I'm from Vaseline, and we're doing a survey to see who uses our products"
"Oh, we do," she answered brightly, "we love your petroleum jelly!"
"Really? Great," said the pollster, marking this down. "And may I ask what you use it for?"
"Sure! We use it for sex!"
"Uh, sex...?" He asked nervously. "And how... uh... why... I mean... where... no, what I ..." he stammered
"We put it on the doorknob so the kids can't get in!" She volunteered.
posted by Llyrnion at 09:21
4 Comments:
Que hei-de eu dizer sobre a "vaseline"?? Às vezes, dá um jeitão!......
Para passar na maçaneta, certo? ;)
Bem, vou abster-me de pedir q partilhes pormenores. Afinal, temos q fazer o papel de cavalheiros, não é? :D
Portas trancadas à chave, insonorização e quartos dos filhos a vários metros de distância. That's what I say! :)
ele há aquela frase: ri-te, ri-te... quando descobrires que a vaselina tem areia, até choras :D:D
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